And this is why I have problems functioning throughout the day. PokerStarlight said I should post this and I thought, hey, what the hell? We need a FUN post on the site STAT, and today seems like a good day to do it!
The deal is… we are wondering which of the guys would last the longest in a “no holds barred” drinking contest. The going theory is in Sam’s favor, but hey, your opinion matters!
So vote here, then go down to the comments and tell us why you chose your guy!
And, since this theory needs to be tested, I am depending on one of the guys to make this competition happen. LiLi and I are happy to be judged. We can be non bias and all that jazz, as long as we don’t start drinking, too. Then we might have problems…
Amber
Li Li
I have to go with Sam, mainly because you have to be really devoted to your booze to write a song to it. Lol
I love your thinking.
yes AND
he drinks at the shows inbetween proformances
i’ve seen marcus drinking water
i love that song one of my faves
we should so try to get this to happen
I don’t actually have any idea of how much Bobby and Marcus can put away, but I’ve personally seen Sam have in one evening:
2 jagerbombs, 5 glasses of whiskey, 3 shots of who-knows-what!, 6+ beer (lost track after this point due to my own consumption!) and he was still talking, walking and acting coherent… funny
but coherent. He can ABSOLUTELY hold his alcohol.
Jagerbombs???
damnit! we are totes soul mates. Okay, maybe not soul mates but jagerbomb mates. Good enough for me.
I didn’t say he likes Jagerbombs! LOL.. but he was game when we did them with him. In his words “Smells like cough syrup!” and after the shot we both went “Tastes like cough syrup too!” lol
Haha, yay! Best poll ever. There definitely needs to be a competition. Just for accuracy, of course.
My hubs put it right I think: “btw voted for Sam on the drinking poll. Anyone who writes about losing a passport in a strip club…WINNER!!” He also has a whole song just about “Whiskey” – to which he takes whiskey shots throughout while on stage.
No contest.
I love that your hubby had an opinion on this! In fact, we just love your hubby!
Thanks. But seriously you need to at least buy me dinner before you can love me.
Am refusing to vote and instead voting for myself.
I told you! It would not be fair. There is no way these guys can hang with you!!
I vote for Jane Trigs too. I’ve seen photographic proof.
I concur. Jane Trigs would kick some BritBoy arse in any drinking game.
Okay, the man writes a song about Whiskey…I’m going with Sam.
I voted for Marcus. Because…well…I always vote for Marcus.
But if I hadn’t voted for Marcus, I would have voted for Jane Trigs.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Tsk, tsk, tsk…you are losing miserably. You best start accepting those shots of whiskey when girls offer them.
Sam not only accepts the whiskeys bought for him, but immediately takes a sip. I have no idea how much he had at our show, but he had several, and the band had no qualms about getting in the van later & letting him drive 3 hours to the next gig.
I figure if the band thinks he can hold his liquor, he will definitely be the Last Man Standing!
joking on the driving thing I’m hopin’..
Seems to be pretty much a landslide thus far…I think the boys need to chime in!
Ahem. I don’t think you guys are giving Marcus enough credit.
You’re probs right. It is always the seemingly quiet ones that are the rowdiest. Wait…oh, yeah, we’re talking about drinking….focus….I bet he can defs throw down a dozen beers no prob.
Pange– I elect you to try and test my theories. Yes??
I happily volunteer for that job. LiLi, you have the *best* ideas.
And I’m not even going to comment on the…um…”rowdiest” comment. Because I can’t go there. Because then I would be died.
Yes, it’s the quiet ones that always surprise
You would be died Angie? I already am! *died*
I voted for Sam because he’s the most hyper of the three. He can metabolize that shit quicker so it would take him longer to get drunk. Oh, and he has that Whiskey song. Lol. This should definitely be tested! And I need to be there to witness this epic event.
Sam, we know you read this…you should really comment!!!!!
Yeah! Sam, Markus, Bobby…any comments on the poll?
I hate to pick…but since I also have seen Mr. Bradley in action (sounds like the same night asBugDocLady…LOL) I will have to go with Sam. He is gracious enough to accept just about every drink bought for him. I have only seen him give ONE away, and that was to mu husband. Who, by the way, was very grateful! LOL Do you remember that Sam?? Um, probably not.
Oh Moonshine (aka Tampa) how I miss you! He did take that sugary lemon drop shot like a champ with us! I would have to go with Sam as well, because surprisingly he was still on his feet when we left…unbelievable!
I TOTALLY forgot about the lemon drop thing…omg…I am rolling over here!! He WAS still standing..I do kinda half remember him rushing by at one point at top speed heading straight to the loo though. Under his own power…which at that point in the evening was pretty damn amazing.
Memories…..
Ugh! Lemon drop shots? Sam should win just for that cause ewwww!
Absolutely…LOL
I must go with Sam…he will be the Last Man Standing. I’ve never actually seen him drink (still waiting for the guys to come to Northern California), but any man who writes like the tortured soul that he seems to be…he’s got be able to hold his booze!
Bobby, your friends aren’t doing their job in corrupting you! XOXO
I love your blog!! I am a huge fan of all the guys. There’s a ton of awesomeness going on with all 3 of them!
Although, I almost want to agree with most of you, electing Sam as The Last Man Standing, I’m going to go with Bobby since he seems to be the underdog! I went to his show a couple of nights ago and he was definitely throwin’ back the Heineys!! I was doing the same so I’m not quite sure if they were my heineys or his heineys I was counting..LMAO!
Great Post!!!
Finally, someone voting for Bobby!
I probably would have voted for him regardless of the topic of the poll….teeheehee…I may or may not have a “little” crush on Bobby!
I MIGHT have voted for Bobby, IF he would’ve accepted that shot of whiskey we bought him in Atlanta. He himself admitted, or lied, that he was cutting back. So…Sam, you’ve got my vote.
LMAO! WTH??? He refused free alcohol??
Yes, yes he did. Bobby actually refused free booze from hot girls. My friends & I were D-NIED!! LMFAO!! It actually was really funny, cuz our friend, Jane Trigs (see above) straight up called him a liar. He is such a great sport! And I lurve her to death…great for hours of fun.
Bobby, this does not mean I wouldn’t vote for you in, ahem, other areas. Because you know I’m quite fond of you too. It’s just in a drinking game, I’m pretty sure Sam would own your arse. Just sayin.
I voted for Bobby because he’d die trying!!
LMAO!! With me reffing, I wouldn’t let this happen! No worries!
NOT that I want him too!! Ooh, that may have come out wrong. Just meant that I know he’d put on a good fight!
I had to go with Sam because ofa couple of reasons such as he can put away the alcohol, I have seen it! He has songs about alcohol and yet he claims not to be an alcoholic…LMAO!! And of course I love Sam so I would want him to win! No offense to Marcus and Bobby but Sam is my boy and I have to stick with him! Great idea to do this poll! It will be interesting to see an actual competition!! PUKE AND RALLY TIME!!!
puke and rally– now you’re talking my language!! ::fist bump::
OMG. I haven’t heard “puke and rally” since college! Ah, the memories…
lmao!
Sam is used to Canadian beer which is pretty potent. HANDS DOWN WINNER! LOL
really?! hmmm…I’m gonna need to test out some Canadian beer. Any suggestions??
See this is why I can’t hang. I’m used to Oklahoma beer which SUCKS! Sam, can you send me a case of the good stuff?
You are in OK? Me too!! I didn’t know there were other fans here!!
Oh, that ol’ 3 point beer!! Move to Texas where we got the good 6 point!!
I think Sam would win just because he has that boozer look about him… Yanno like he could drink your old Irish grandfather under the table, LOL! Just kidding! Or am I???
Just posted photographic proof of why Sam should absolutely win on twitter! Otherwise, check it out here…. http://pk.gd/GLN
LMFAO!!!! Oh man. I’m dying. I’m at work, and I’m dying. That is HIGH-larious.
YES! That pic is full of WIN!
Nothing wrong with a man who can two-fist ‘em……and not that way you pervs.
Oh dear lawd, that is priceless! He is holding on for dear life & not gonna give a single one up. Nope, not gonna waste a drop. Sam WINS!!
funnnnyyy! i bought Bobby a beer and he accepted it. never saw him drinking any liquor though…i voted for Bobby but if this competition ever happens my money is on Sam. Sorry Bobert
I just placed MY vote.
Oh, FAKEsam– you’re back!! We’ve missed you!
Annnddd…who did you vote for?? Marcus, right??
Yes … but it was just a sympathy vote. Truth is, I’d still kick his knicker-dropping arse in a drinking contest
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Y’all know now that the next time ANY of them has a show, every person there is going to be trying to shove drinks down their throats to see how much they can handle!
Well, the shows I went to, the people were already trying to do this, so it may not be too different!
Yep, still here….still voting for Marcus. lol
I went with Bobby well because he took my virginity… He was my very first concert EVER!! LOL .. Amazing on so many diffrent levels…I hope I can get to one of Sam’s shows soon..
“I went with Bobby well because he took my virginity…”
Yeah. I almost died right there. I was like, hold the phone!! We need that story, PRONTO. Then I kept reading and realized it was your concert V-Card he took.
Don’t tease me like that.
LOL… Sorry. However the way he stroked his guitar and made love with his voice to each person (me) in the crowd. I am sure someones (I,m)… Pregnant!!
As I was the first to post on this topic and being correct in my original assumption about Sam, at least according to fellow fans, I suggest you make a weekly poll. Look how many comments you got! Cheers!
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