Apparently Sam is starving and needs to eat…
For just $10, you can get 6 amazing songs, a music video and digital booklet and you can guarantee that Sam will be able to eat at for at least one day. I mean, it won’t be good eating, but it’ll be food none the less.
Sam deserves more then oatmeal and dried beans, so lets hit him with a bunch of sales so he can have a chicken feast every day of the week.
Here are some of the best sales pitches from SoS readers, right after the jump…
Tired of dull, dingy grout? You need @samueltwitt1′s New EP! Rock out while you clean! No streaks! No mess! No Shamwow!www.sambradley.com
This is Fred. He used to disappoint the Ladies. Then he got @samueltwitt1′s new EP from http://www.sambradley.com. The Gift that keeps on giving!
Would you like @samueltwitt1 to sing to you about ‘desire’, ‘lips’ & ‘yearning’, followed by ‘I’ll take you now’? http://www.sambradley.com New EP!
Only 112 Shopping Days Until Christmas! Give @samueltwitt1′s New EP! One Size Fits All! No Wrapping! http://www.sambradley.com Makes a Great Gift!
Remember this? “I lost my Passport…” Ah, Memories! Now YOU can own @samueltwitt1′s HITS! http://www.sambradley.com 6 Songs + Exciting Extras!
Dear @samueltwitt1, Just so you know, you are interrupting the work flow of America by learning how to finally Tweet properly. Love ur face!
Therefore, @samuetwitt1, I blame the recession on YOU today. Unless people go buy your EP, THAT will help our economy! http://www.sambradley.com
Buy Sam’s EP because he drinks whiskey like a man & he isn’t a fucking liar. (This one is Sam approved!)
So, do you follow Sam on Twitter yet? If not, my gosh you are missing out! Yesterday, he actually figured out replying and retweeting and is now having conversations with fans! Follow Sam and tell him hi! He may just say hi back now!
Plus, the BIGGEST news of all from yesterday…
Sam Bradley is now following the Shack of Soul on Twitter!!! Of the 9 people he follows, we are one!! It is such a compliment to us and, Sam, we really hope we make you and the guys proud. Also, know that we like to have fun here, so just strap yourself in and join us for the ride!
Obviously if Sam is following us on Twitter, then you should, too! He knows we are the shizit! Click right here and hit that ‘lil follow button, ‘Kay? Some stuff we post is only on Twitter, so you won’t want to miss anything!