Well, well Mr. Long. You are a sneaky one. I just found out after hours and hours of internet searches and twitter chats that it may or may not be your birthday. Is it true?? Are their cakes to be baked and candles to be lit? Did you think that you could hide it?
Or maybe you are testing us. Seeing if Amber and I are true fans.
Well, we are on to you mister. Yes sir-ee. So, no more SadFace. We did in fact remember. And in honor of your big day, we here at SoS would like to give you a bunch of made up shizz gifts. After all, you give us so much in your music that it is the least we can do, right??
What did we “get” Bobby? Find out after the jump….
First, from the both of us:
And now for our separate gifts to you.
From me, Li Li~
I am a simple girl, of simple pleasures ::snicker:: so my gifts to you are more low-key. I hope that’s okay. For your big day I would give you:
1. A case of Shiner Bock. It’s beer. It’s dark. It’s from Texas. It’s delish.
2. These shoes. why? why not?
3. A full frontal, hip to hip hug.
See, not too ostentatious, right?
And now Amber would like to impart her goods, I mean her gifts on you– here is her letter to you:
Seeing as this is our first birthday together (and by together I mean since LiLi and I started this hot mess of a blog so we could drool admire your “talents”). This is a special time, so I thought a few gifts were in order…
1. Coupon for me to spend an entire concert sweeping your bangs out of your face, then grabbing them and pushing them right back in your eyes. Save those hands for the guitar strings!
2. $20 gift certificate to your local Goodwill. You can buy a whole new wardrobe on me!
3. Free couch to sleep on when you finally come to Oklahoma. Pillow and blanket included! (Li Li edit– or I could snuggle with you since I would be in attendance too– just sayin.)
4. Barbecue from Mr. Spriggs BBQ. You haven’t heard of Mr. Spriggs. Oh boy…
So, happy birthday Bobby! We hope you enjoyed our gifts and that your day is a good one!
Oh, and don’t let Sam drink you too far under the table!
Special “reach around” hugs for Krazy_Kidd for letting me use her pic! <3 u bb!
Updated! I had to add my super awesome Birthday Bobby Gif! Thanks GarnetGurl for the pics! <3, Amber