Well, well Mr. Long. You are a sneaky one. I just found out after hours and hours of internet searches and twitter chats that it may or may not be your birthday. Is it true?? Are their cakes to be baked and candles to be lit? Did you think that you could hide it?
Or maybe you are testing us. Seeing if Amber and I are true fans.
Well, we are on to you mister. Yes sir-ee. So, no more SadFace. We did in fact remember. And in honor of your big day, we here at SoS would like to give you a bunch of made up shizz gifts. After all, you give us so much in your music that it is the least we can do, right??
What did we “get” Bobby? Find out after the jump….
First, from the both of us:
Best birthday ever you say?? Pshaw, you.
And now for our separate gifts to you.
From me, Li Li~
I am a simple girl, of simple pleasures ::snicker:: so my gifts to you are more low-key. I hope that’s okay. For your big day I would give you:
1. A case of Shiner Bock. It’s beer. It’s dark. It’s from Texas. It’s delish.
2. These shoes. why? why not?
3. A full frontal, hip to hip hug.
See, not too ostentatious, right?
And now Amber would like to impart her goods, I mean her gifts on you– here is her letter to you:
Seeing as this is our first birthday together (and by together I mean since LiLi and I started this hot mess of a blog so we could drool admire your “talents”). This is a special time, so I thought a few gifts were in order…
1. Coupon for me to spend an entire concert sweeping your bangs out of your face, then grabbing them and pushing them right back in your eyes. Save those hands for the guitar strings!
2. $20 gift certificate to your local Goodwill. You can buy a whole new wardrobe on me!
3. Free couch to sleep on when you finally come to Oklahoma. Pillow and blanket included! (Li Li edit– or I could snuggle with you since I would be in attendance too– just sayin.)
4. Barbecue from Mr. Spriggs BBQ. You haven’t heard of Mr. Spriggs. Oh boy…
So, happy birthday Bobby! We hope you enjoyed our gifts and that your day is a good one!
Oh, and don’t let Sam drink you too far under the table!
Special “reach around” hugs for Krazy_Kidd for letting me use her pic! <3 u bb!
Updated! I had to add my super awesome Birthday Bobby Gif! Thanks GarnetGurl for the pics! <3, Amber
Amber
Li Li
OMG!!!!!!!!! I canNOT get over that commercial. I live here in Moore and have NEVER heard of Mr. Spriggs nor seen the commercial. That cracked me up!!!
I need to meet you ladies, btw!! I am in desperate need of some fellow fangirl friends!
Come to the show in Dallas in December! We’d love to meet you too!
Or the Sam Bradley show in Dallas on Nov. 21!
I’ll be there…but aren’t you two in OK? I’m in Moore!
Nope. I’m in Dallas.
OMG! This was an EPIC post!!
Dear Bobby,
For you Birthday I’ll be giving you my special flower.
Love Me!!
BWAHAHAHA….damn Carrie. I srsly almost fell off the couch at “special flower”. Effing WIN!
*hehe*
Also glad the BobbyBirthday Mystery was solved. I’m such a bad Girlfriend for not knowing fo sho when his birthday it.
BWAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!! Your special flower… oh you silly girl… you gave that to me last time you were in Texas. I know, you don’t remember because we were drunk… but it happened and I’m not giving it back.
Hi Ladies, been following you for a while now!! Cute post!! Yeah, I wouldn’t mind sharing some birthday love with Bobby, too…
You ladies are too funny. This is a great post.
Why thank you!
Huh? Wha… where’s ‘Blue Bobby’? Oh, no, wait… it’s my Twitter avi today! Whew, you gals had me worried for a minute!
As for gifts – the Hank Williams sticker is in a prominent spot on Joni Joe’s case. ‘Nuff said.
I celebrated Hank’s birthday yesterday by listening to Bobby sing They’ll Never Take Her Love From Me. *sigh*
BBQ is great, ’cause the man could handle adding a pound or two, but LiLi, the shoes are EPIC. I totally want him to have those! Maybe we should have a ‘gifting’ a la TheNewStoliShirt and send him a pair?
Happy birthday, Bobby! Raise a pint with Marcus & Phil & hurry back to the USofA soon.
hahaha…I actually thought about you when I was making it last night. I was like, I hope she doesn’t get mad that I covered her awesome Bobby!
And, Y. E. S. to the shoes. I am going to start a fund. A BuyBobbyShoesin09 Fund. I take paypal.
I figured out why I like that picture so much. It makes my boobs look big. Suh-weet!!
Happy birthday Bobby!
I have to agree Amber, that pic makes the tatas look supreme.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Long. Happy Birthday to you. Looking forward to #ing you all day long
I may or may not love you that much more for saying my “tatas looks supreme.” Seriously. ::HUGS::
That may or may not be the reason that I used that pic. Big boobs = always the right answer.
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Oh Li Li, a girl after my own heart giving Mr. Schlong a case of my favorite beer… represent Tex-Ass!! WOOT WOOT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. SCHLONG!! xoxox
It’s your fave too?? Are we soul mates?? I think so.
That shizz is what got me through college. Seriously.
It’s the only beer I will drink. I really want to send a pic of my boobs to Mr. Shiner as a token of my appreciation. I swear since I started drinking it I’ve lost 55 pounds. I could be like the Jared of Shiner….
LMAO– WIN!
Screw the treadmill & elliptical…I want to go on THAT diet!!
My friend who I drink with has also lost about 45 pounds… we are convinced it’s the Shiner….
Total Win!!! Who wouldn’t love those gifts. Bobby is a lucky lucky boy.
LiLi….I knew before I clicked that link where you were going…AWESOME!
Amber…I’ll come visit too if you promise to take me to eat BBQ
Hells yes! Mr. Spriggs is right down the street from me! You can even try their 911 Sauce…
“LiLi….I knew before I clicked that link where you were going…AWESOME!”
That’s cause you and me are right here! ::pointing two fingers at your eyes and then back at mine::
First off, the really important stuff…Amber, your tatas do look f*ckhawt!!! Just sayin’. Nice choice Li Li.
Noooowwww, for the birthday boy…Bobby, on your special day, I give to you a full day of uninterrupted pounding …on Twitter. I know I know, it sounds dirty, but it’s not, I promise …(unless you want it to be.) I am willing to make these kinds of sacrifices for your happiness.
SO that was too funny. And Yes Happy Birthday Bobby!
So Li Li i just realized your from Oklahoma too! He does need to come here. and Pronto!
Pssh… LiLi isn’t cool enough to be from Oklahoma! Just us cool kids!
HA! oops. Well yeah we is pretty cool. ANywho, its nice to meet a fellow Okie with the same mucial tastes as I have.
Uh, noyoudin’t!!
I come from the land of 6pt beer and tattoo parlors thanks very much!
Pssh. We have tattoo parlors now, too!! I’m more jealous of your hardcore porn anyway…
Well, let’s make a deal yeah?? You get Mr. Long to play in Okie and I’ll provide the both the 6pt beer and a vast array of porn. After drinking and watching (with Bobby– DUH) we’ll all go and get matching tattoos. Who’s with me??
Totes with you!!
Happy Birfday Bobby Long, Hope you have a FANtastic one !!
~moonchild
If by fantastic you mean snuggled up with me on my faux-suede couch while we watch Judge Judy reruns then YES– oh wait– that’s MY fantastic birthday wish. My bad.
LOL.. thats cool.. we all can wish !
OMFG This post was totes AWESOME…Yes HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the man I wish to father my babies!!! LMAO and a speical ‘reach-around’ hug while dumpster diving would be my gift to you Bobby…don’t know what that is??? Why don’t you call me to find out
promise you’ll like it!! LMAO
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