I have no idea what LiLi does in her spare time, but she sent me this link. Go ahead and click through, but no worries, I did a screen shot for you as well!
Scroll down the page and you see that someone has posted a video of Sam, singing Sugar Momma, and I die laughing.
Now, Sam, I know it says Info is the poster, but we are not totally convinced that you did not post this. So, LiLi and I decided to go ahead and conduct an intervention.
I was gonna make a cool poster, but then just decided to play this video instead, cause I have to think that her words would fit well coming from you!
Sam, have a seat, we have a couple things to say to you about your ::ahem:: problem*.
1. Posting a video of you singing about sugar mommas on a site about discreet online dating may be the opposite of discreet.
2. If you are looking for a sugar momma, I suggest you just walk into the crowd at your next show. There are plenty of sabers out there that would love to shower their money on you. No need to go online.
So, Sam, dear Sam, next time you go to the Interwebs to look for a sugar momma, may I suggest eHarmony? Or perhaps the personnels in your locals Craigs List (bet there are some real winners there!).
LiLi Edit– Dood. I can’t stop reading all the other random links on that site. And may I draw your attention to the 1st one? OKC singles?? Um…Amber?? Is there something YOU would like to tell us?
*We totes know that this was posted just based on certain key words by a computer. But it’s funny. And we like funny.