So you know how
27 times a day sometimes Amber and I refer to our gchats via twitter?
And every once and a while will post them on here?
Yeah. We like it.
So we are rolling with it. Again.
And we feel like this is something that we will do regularly….so it needed a name.
After much brainstorming and arguing back and forth we went with
the first thing that came to mind :
In The Trust Tree
Cause that’s what our gchats are. A safeplace to fangirl and not be judged. Or for us to get ammo to have on each other the one day that this whole thing blows up in our faces and we are called in to testify. Either way. They are fun. And sometimes too good NOT to share with you guys. Especially when pics like THIS come through our feed:
We saw this and immediately had oh so much to say about it.
|Where Amber gets back from a meeting and checks in with me….#NORMAL:
Amber: well what’d i miss???
LiLi: group shot!
all of them
Amber: and hipstery
i love it!!
Amber: it’s amazing
they are all on their phones
which i LOVE
it’s like the boy version of our group
LiLi: i need to view it larger
LiLi: we should be gchatting this pic
at the same time
i am going to try and open it again
on my work computer and not my cell
Amber: WOO HOO!
LiLi: xmaas is like, dood, “what should i tweet next?”
and they are all trying to out do one another with gross shit
LiLi: that poor guy in the back
Amber: clearly annoyed
LiLi: he’s just trying to read a bit before dinner
Amber: he’s all “damn hipsters”
and their iPhones
Amber: even hipsters succumb to the man every once and awhile
Where we discuss “buzz burps” and my open promise to Amber:
Amber: i’m noting that marcus’ glass is very full
LiLi: uh, that’s his 3rd
Amber: i’m hoping that’s the 2nd round
LiLi: that’s why he looks so quiet
he’s teetering on being hammered
i feel like he’s one step before the buzz burps
just trying to stay upright
i love it
Amber: i don’t get those
i give out buzzed hugs
LiLi: er…yeah…me either
Amber: i guess i’ll FINALLY find out in may
i will probs tell you i love you like 17 times
and won’t stop side hugging you
Amber: then i will hug you 17 times
it will be amazing
LiLi: it really will be
Where we sidetrack cause we’ve found a doppleganger:
that guy on the far right
is that Bunny**’s husband?
we found his doppleganger!!
AND he’s on Team Foster!
(CLEARLY we don’t have friends named Bunny. We change names to protect innocent peeps.)
Where we once again prove how creepy we are AND cover Canadian tuxedos:
LiLi: and one slightly disturbing thing to note in this pic
their hair. all of them. i die. srsly. my fingers are itching.
Amber: the guy to the far left
LiLi: great musicians, great music, blah, blah, i just love hair.
Amber: i feel like i wanna push it out of his eyes
but not in an annoyed way
in a nice way
LiLi: who? jack??
in a caress?
Amber: yes… uh… jack
LiLi: i just wrote caress
Amber: you know i can’t keep these peeps straight
LiLi: AND knew his name
Amber: you WIN!
a slight caress
and then a hug
LiLi: and by win you mean i win the creepster of the day award
Amber: cause i’ll be buzzed
LiLi: correction: a slight caress AS you move IN for the hug
Amber: am i drunk now?
LiLi: BUNGO is way better
Amber: something else slightly disturbing
but also hilar
the one guy
holding the cushion
i’m sure you know his name
LiLi: or bag
Amber: it IS a bag
LiLi: he looks like a rick
Amber: something with an ri, eh?
LiLi: or marcus. cause all guys who play folk are named marcus
he looks the way 13 year old boys look
when a hot girl walks by
LiLi: and puts a cushion in his lap?
to cover his ::ahem:: excitement?
Amber: that’s all it looks like he is doing to me
LiLi: i like him
his bag is rad
and he’s wearing a canadian tuxedo
so he’s WIN
Amber: i do like that bag
but the jean jacket can go
and i learned something new
cause i NEVER heard it called a canadian tuxedo till today
that is amazing
when someone wears jeans AND a jean jacket??
Amber: add boots to it and around here that’s a Saturday night outfit for Grahams
Where we decide to make shirts and get tattoos:
LiLi: srsly though
this looks like one of our meetups
LiLi: i need to stop staring at this pic
Amber: i know
but i don’t want to
i feel like i’m part of the group
LiLi: i feel like someone was standing there and was like, okay everyone, act like you are doing something and imma take a pic
you may be right
that’s why Marcus is looking down
Mr. Shy Guy
i’m telling you
it’s all a front
i’m starting to think so too!!
it’s always the quiet ones
Amber: just a front to get the ladies
and it works
Amber: even knowing it’s a front it still works
i am such a sucker
you’re their demographic
Amber: can get a shirt that says that for the next show?
“i’m your demographic”
LiLi: “i’m marcus’ demographic”
LiLi: do it!
and i will get one that say’s “i’m jack’s”
and we will have to stand next to each other the whole night
i LOVE it
i’ll drop demographic off my shirt too
won’t want people thinking you are the only crazy one there
LiLi: so your shirt will say “i’m marcus’”
that’s not creepy at all, huh?
i can see it now
Amber: not even a little bit
LiLi: we are wearing those shirts and trying to meet them after a show
what an impression
Amber: i can GUARANTEE they’ll never forget us
LiLi: what a way to make him think differently of US fans
come to the states, where we’ll freak you out with crazy tee shirts professing our love
Amber: hey, it’s better than showing off my tattoo
if i had one
which i don’t
i think that one girl who showed marcus her bobby tattoo is probs why he said that
let’s blame her!!
i die just thinking about it
Amber: that moment is seared to my memory forever
much like marcus’ memory i am sure
i thought he looked uncomfortable before
LiLi: fo sho
Amber: that was nothing compared to THAT moment
LiLi: i should have been like, oh! we are showing tattoos now?
here’s my last name, in old english letters across my back
Amber: i have nothing to offer to this show and tell
let’s rectify this!
Amber: i am SOOO scared of needles
LiLi: get a marcus tattoo to show to Sam
and then i will get a sam tattoo to show to bobby
the circle of creepy tattoos will then be complete
we will have to become friends with that girl with the bobby tattoo
she seems so nomal!!
Where we reminisce on Amber flashing Sam:
Amber: so, instead of the tattoo
can i just show my boobs instead
i’m pretty sure that will be just as effective
it’s all i have to offer
and since i pretty much already showed my boobs to sam anyway
LiLi: you did??
why don’t i remember this?
Amber: that’s when you were not there to save me
the last time?
did i not tell you this??
LiLi: i think you did
i am just now membering
Amber: even drunk i was embarrassed
and that’s hard to do
i am giggling at the memory
this is why i don’t drink at these shows
or say much
the chances of me blurting out something inappropriate and/or showing parts of my body increase with every unit of alcohol consumed
LiLi: it’s a sad fact
Amber: for me
LiLi: there are STILL pics of my booty floating around from college
and how do i know this??
LiLi: i am like dood– that was YEARS ago
get some new material
i am reading my “review” of that show where i showed my boobs
i am such a nerd
send me the link
too lazy to look it up
you yelled out “moms rock!”
i TOTALLY forgot about that part
Amber: it’s actually more embarrassing reading it now then it was writing it in november
i am DYING laughing and cringing at the same time
i am DYING here
Where we wrap it up cause…let’s be honest…this shizz was long enough:
i am out. i am done early today
So there it is…our latest edition of In The Trust Tree.
What did you all think?
Wanna snuggle up in the tree with us? There’s plenty of room!