Monthly Archives: December 2011
The Magicness of Google, aka Bringing Random Weirdos to the Music of Sam and Marcus…
One of the things that Amber and I do here behind the scenes of the ol’ Shack, besides gchat, is we religiously check our stats page. Not because we are looking at number of visitors, but because we want to see exactly what is bringing people to our site. The more we get “Sam Bradley” or “Marcus Foster” hits, the more we know we are reaching people. It helps us to “tag” our posts so when people are searching for things like “new music” or “music video” they will see us in search engines and hopefully stop by and learn about the guys.
But, of course, we can’t be that serious bidness about it all. We also like to use the “tags” to make each other laugh and see if the other notices a joke or a jab. And that is when magic happens. Our random tags bring us the most random internet searches, which is cool, because it’s new people hopefully finding new music…but sometimes…yeah, sometimes it’s just ODD to see what people search. And then I have to gchat Amber with a “SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR, go look at our search page!”.
So, today I give you some of the best we’ve seen the past month. Yes, this is only from the last 30 days. One of these days, I will sit down and make an All-Time search list because man, there are some doozies, but for now, here’s a short sample. Italics are my thoughts while reading them. Enjoy!
want to make shirts with our faces on elf bodies- uh…who doesn’t?
shack my soul- is that a euphemism?
bobby home sex videos- it’s call incognito browsing. learn it. use it. you’re welcome.
animaniacs hello nurse holly conlan- yesss…let’s be friends!!!
jib jab sam bradley christmas- hahahahahahhaaha
ingrid michaelson hot- duh.
happy birthday porn- the gift that keeps on giving.
who is bobby long’s girlfriend- not you.
that awkward moment in hawaii- when you dive in the water and come up and realize your bathing suit top is missing a few seconds too late? oh. that didn’t happen to you? yeah. me either.
has marcus foster toured the us- GAH. it’s been so long, people are forgetting whether it was real or not.
boy bobby long- um..as opposed to girl bobby long?
wife points- easy. buy her sam and marcus cds. duh.
sam conlan- wait. did we miss something?
bobby long fanfiction- yeah. not going there again. ever.
drunk jason segel- is there any other kind?
marcus foster there- nope. he’s here. next to me.
marcus foster drunken fun- ::sigh:: i wish.
tracyvanhorne boob- james, is that you??
“bobby long” stripper- i…uh…what??
www mexican butt shack show .com- lili’s got bills to pay. don’t judge.
bobby long girlfriend fan fic- now you’re just being weird.
marcusclub- this is it! join us! we have shirts!
who makes marcus sport coat- hopefully not the peeps who make his pants. no? anyone?
creepy gifts for women- unless she’s your wife, anything that requires batteries is creepy.
greg holden nice hair- you spelled sam bradley wrong.
funny waffle quotes- wait, what?
canadian bands with xylophones- send me what you find. no really.
bacon butty- mmmmmmmmmmmmm
when is marcus fosters bday- oh wait. that was us. cause we forgot. again. but no worries. we made him a card:
So there you have it. Just a small peek into the goodness that we see on our stats page everyday. It’s pretty much the only reason we keep this blog going. Well, I mean, other than the fact that we love Sam and Marcus. Obviously.
Marcus videos. For you. On a Saturday. You’re welcome.
It’s Saturday. Early Saturday for that matter. Some lucky few are still sleeping. Others are early risers and are already out and about doing awesome Saturday things like getting coffee and browsing in bookstores and taking instagram photos.
::sigh::
Either way, I am jealous. I am jealous because I am at work. But that doesn’t mean I can’t have my own fun, i.e. searching the interwebs for amazing stuff. Like this. But that’s another blog post for another blog.
It was only a matter of time before my fangirl subconcious took over and before I knew it, I was on YouTube searching for new Marcus vids. I feel like we haven’t seen him in a while. I mean, besides for this awesomeness. But that was only enough Marcus to whet my fangirl appetite. I need more. And I mean that in the most non-creepy-even-though-I-co-write-a-blog-about-a-him way. And it was like the fangirl gods heard my prayers and sent me to this YouTube channel. Or…I just googled Marcus Foster and they were the first to pop up. Whatevs.
So, long story longer…stop taking retro looking photos with your iphone and put down your chai latte and watch some Marcus vids with me, yeah?
Both videos are from Marcus’ recent set at the Crossing Border Festival this past Novemeber (courtesy of tomvdlinden’s YT channel).
Now…have you seen this yet? A fan, by the username Pascaline Piot, handpainted and then animated a video to Marcus’ Kiss Is A Knife. HAND PAINTED people. I mean…that’s pretty stinkin’ rad if you ask me. Please to be checking it out.
And one final thing for you to enjoy this fine Saturday morning– a new fansite. Well, it’s new to me. I just stumbled upon it last night and sent it to Amber with a “DOOD. Have you seen this?” Her response? “Duh. Where have you been? It’s awesome.” Yeah…I fail. But we all knew that already. So, if you are amenable to doing the tumblr thing, go forth and investigate the goodness that is the Marcus Foster Appreciation Blog 
. Because there aren’t NEARLY enough Marcus Foster appreciation blogs out there. I am serious.
Holly Conlan goes Christmas…and we Girl Crush…HARD…
Once upon a time, Sam announced a tour with Holly Conlan. Amber and I immediately started googling her to judge whether we thought this was a good move or not. You know, in our ::ahem:: expert music/setting up tours experience, we thought we would be the perfect people to decide. And pretty much from that first listen we were like, WHOA…YES…we DEFS approve. We fell in love with her absolute adorbness and her smooth as silk voice. So much so, that we did a Mix Tape Monday post on her.
And then we saw her live and developed a full fledged Girl Crush on her cause she was A-MAY-ZING. The only thing left to do at that point was to start a stalking campaign, aka follow her on the twitter and facebook. After reading her tweets/updates, we pretty much declared she was our people and could do no wrong. Don’t believe me? Yeah…uh…check out her holiday promo pic that she unleashed on us last week. We are still recovering.
photo source: https://www.facebook.com/hollyconlan
Amber sent me this and I was like, HELLO NURSE.
You see? She’s rad. PLUS…she dropped some holiday tunes on us last night too. There are three tracks in total so go check them out on her SoundCloud page, but here’s her version of a classic we all know and love, Deck the Halls:
People. I DIE at her voice. I celebrate her entire catalog. Seriously….go listen…and buy:
and then follow her on twitter:
You’re welcome.
Sam Plays in London, and I am JEALOUS!
I am jealous. I mean, crazy jealous. So jealous that I actually decided to write a blog post in order to share with you all my jealous feelings in an acceptable outlet. Plus, I really miss blogging here and I need to get better about it.
Why am I jealous, you may be asking? Obviously it is because of Sam. And partly Marcus. But mainly Sam.
You see, Sam finally performed in London last night. (We made a deal with the London girls a long time ago that we would send Sam if they would send Marcus. We did our part. Still waiting on them to fulfill theirs. Greedy girls.)
And let me go ahead and state the obvious for you all… Sam killed it. I know, you already knew that.
One of our fave people ever, katieh101, was at the show and in true Katie fashion, she videoed the entire show, making it easy for all of us poor saps here in the states to enjoy Sam from far away. All of the vids are here, but I’ve gotta share with you my faves! (UPDATE! We had 4 more videos sent to us from Lynnee08! You can watch them here.)
I don’t know what I love more, the song or the AMAZING word vom (Or perhaps Sam’s Spew? Heh, see what I did there?), before the song. Really people. This is gold. GOLD.
I like Sam’s originals. But he can roll out a few good covers as well. This one here, yep, it’s one of my faves. You know how I love me a good, sappy love song.
OF COURSE, this happened and it was amazing. All it did was make me realize how I didn’t truly appreciate the one time I saw these two on stage before. I didn’t realize what I had then. Treasure this moment those of you who were there, cause these 2 on stage together is such a super rare, super awesome experience!
AND, I need to make a comment on something else. I can’t let this opportunity pass me by.
You may remember LiLi and I not giving the blazer the true appreciation it deserves. We are casual girls. T-shirts, jeans and hats (especially hats) are all we need to make us happy. Yesterday, as promised by Sam via Twitter, he rolled out the blazer again.
And I have to say… Sam, you are doing it right. You made this t-shirt and jeans girl love the blazer again. Maybe it was just the absence that made my heart grow fonder.
Amber
Li Li
