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Here’s what you need to know…

HUGS FROM JACK. The end.

But seriously– other stuff DID happen after that. And that stuff would be a rando local guy played some music, we got Sam hugs, Amber got the bitchbrow by some tweens and became a “Whoo-Girl”.

Please join us in reliving the fun:

When We Declare Sam the BEST Hugger, Amber Becomes a WOO Girl, and the Night of No Regrets

Amber: should we talk about sam and marcus

LiLi: confession

this was the first show where i didn’t listen to the opening act

at all

Amber: omg

me too

LiLi: gah

here's the moment when we started paying attention to the stage. clearly.

Amber: i felt kind of bad

LiLi: i feel guilty

but not that guilty

cause our neglect led to jack hugs

Amber: i mean, i wasn’t back there being obnoxiously loud

at least i don’t think i was

EXACTLY

we were scouting out that merch table, just waiting to jump in

LiLi: but i like that sam popped up right before he was to go on stage

at the merch table

i was like, oh

hey

i know you

i was so disoriented

Amber: enter first sam hugs of the evening

LiLi: yes!

Amber: that boy, he is a good hugger

LiLi: he really is

which is unfair to others

Amber: it really is

LiLi: i’m like hey all other people, please

please don’t hug me

Amber: i just never want the hugs to end

LiLi: lol

uh, that’s not a hug after a few minutes

ewwwwww

Amber: it’s out there

i can’t take it back

LiLi: lol

so

the actual sam set

do you remember YEAH-ing??

a lot?

Amber: YES

LiLi: and whoo-ing?

Amber: omg

what the hell is wrong with me

LiLi: you became a whoo-girl

Amber: i did

i can’t help it

the music

the alcohol

the hugs

bad combo

LiLi: srsly

and i kept yeah-ing after you

Amber: my whooing led to that entire verse of woman you crazy being sang to me though

and for that

i have no regrets

(please love my running theme during our chat of no regrets)

LiLi: this shall be henceforth known as

The Night of No Regrets

Amber: exactly

LiLi: cause i know you don’t regret those daggers being thrown your way

during that song

Amber: that.was.amazing.

this one girl

we locked eyes

and then i waved at her

and she smiled that smile that says

come at me bitch

seriously

LiLi: YES

Amber: amazing

LiLi: you totally regina georged her

Amber: hahahahahahha

#PLASTICSFTW

LiLi: awwww

the DallasPlastics

HOLLA

::tipping one out::

Want more?? Duh. I’m kidding. But if you want to read about where we actually discuss the show itself, please tune in tomorrow for Part 3. It may or may not include a moment where someone from our group banged on the greenroom door Police Style and scared Marcus.

Spoiler alert…it does.