Need a quick recap of Part One??
Here’s what you need to know…
HUGS FROM JACK. The end.
But seriously– other stuff DID happen after that. And that stuff would be a rando local guy played some music, we got Sam hugs, Amber got the bitchbrow by some tweens and became a “Whoo-Girl”.
Please join us in reliving the fun:
When We Declare Sam the BEST Hugger, Amber Becomes a WOO Girl, and the Night of No Regrets
Amber: should we talk about sam and marcus
this was the first show where i didn’t listen to the opening act
Amber: i felt kind of bad
LiLi: i feel guilty
but not that guilty
cause our neglect led to jack hugs
Amber: i mean, i wasn’t back there being obnoxiously loud
at least i don’t think i was
we were scouting out that merch table, just waiting to jump in
LiLi: but i like that sam popped up right before he was to go on stage
at the merch table
i was like, oh
i know you
i was so disoriented
Amber: enter first sam hugs of the evening
Amber: that boy, he is a good hugger
LiLi: he really is
which is unfair to others
Amber: it really is
LiLi: i’m like hey all other people, please
please don’t hug me
Amber: i just never want the hugs to end
uh, that’s not a hug after a few minutes
Amber: it’s out there
i can’t take it back
the actual sam set
do you remember YEAH-ing??
LiLi: and whoo-ing?
what the hell is wrong with me
LiLi: you became a whoo-girl
Amber: i did
i can’t help it
and i kept yeah-ing after you
Amber: my whooing led to that entire verse of woman you crazy being sang to me though
and for that
i have no regrets
(please love my running theme during our chat of no regrets)
LiLi: this shall be henceforth known as
The Night of No Regrets
LiLi: cause i know you don’t regret those daggers being thrown your way
during that song
this one girl
we locked eyes
and then i waved at her
and she smiled that smile that says
come at me bitch
LiLi: you totally regina georged her
::tipping one out::
Want more?? Duh. I’m kidding. But if you want to read about where we actually discuss the show itself, please tune in tomorrow for Part 3. It may or may not include a moment where someone from our group banged on the greenroom door Police Style and scared Marcus.
Spoiler alert…it does.