Okay. Enough about the show. I mean, we all know what you really want to know…what happened after?

Did I hook up with that tall bartender? (Sadly, no.)

Did we go through the meet and greet line. (Duh.)

Did we end up regretting anything about that night? (Um…YES.)

Want to know about our regrets? And possibly what could be Amber’s most creepy revelation yet?? READ ON.

We left off last time discussing Marcus and his playing the shit out of his set…

Finally a Drunk LiLi, Regretting the Dancing and General Merch Table Shenanigans with Marcus

Amber: even at the merch table, i mean, he was on fire moving stuff

i was like, no way, not the same guy

it actually made me a little nervous

i was like, i have no idea how to handle this

LiLi: lol

the eight beers helped

at least for me

at that moment

everything was beautiful

and nothing hurt

Amber: hahahahahahahaha

LiLi: sorry

sometimes i like to quote pretentious authors

Amber: thank goodness all the cakeballs were gone at that point

LiLi: lol

Retro-Lee

came up to me at one point

to ascertain my drunk-ness

and i guess she didn’t like what she saw

because she told me to stay away from the cake balls

LMFAO

Amber: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

that.is.awesome.

alright, since we are talking about the meet & greet line

i think i need to bring up the dancing

LiLi: the dancing

yeah

i will go ahead and say

i regret the dancing

i always do

Amber: okay

i regret the dancing too

LiLi: i don’t know what the fuck my body was doing

i know it *thinks* it was dancing

but in reality?

i’m sure people where like

uh

should we call 911

that girl might be having a seizure

Amber: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

um, my dancing

not much better

i def think i look amazing in my head

in reality

that is doubtful

LiLi:http://gf4hm.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/party-hard-pic.jpg

Amber: EXACTLY!!!

a picture has never represented me so well as that one

thank goodness none of the guys saw us

or did they

i’m gonna pretend they didn’t

it’ll make me feel much better about that night

LiLi: lol

i’m going to pretend that i never did that part

screw anyone seeing me

i just didn’t do it

deny, deny, deny

now

can i talk about the meet and greet?

cause this time

we had chatty marcus

and i have to say

I APPROVE OF THIS

Amber: YES

LiLi: he bumped us up in line

he was all, NO

just come up here

DON’T WAIT

with his outside voice

it was kinda awesome

and then you bought him out of merch

and we all had to go home empty handed

Amber: he did not complain

at all

he was like really

one of everything

i was like, duh YES

LiLi: well, well, well money bags

actually

i spent mine at the bar

whoopsie

i kept trying to talk to that tall bartender

and he kept bringing me beers

so i paid for them

Amber: i just remember i had a bunch of ones

and some how i brought up that it looked like i was going to a strip club

LiLi: OH YES

LOL

you did

or that you were about to do laundry

maybe both

Amber: and he seemed very excited about the strip club

he was like where?

are we going now?

LiLi: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

DAMMIT

i missed that part

Amber: do they have strip clubs on yelp?

LiLi: my dumbass asked about his shoes

Amber: i missed that opportunity

LiLi: HIS SHOES

why do i say stupid shit to strangers?

Amber: LMAO

those $300 shoes looked like they had already been through hell and back

LiLi: i mean

i had him right there

willing to discuss strip clubs

and i failed

i failed to ask him the most important question

“would he do a live reading of some marcus fan fiction”

i shall never forgive myself

Amber: DAMMIT LILI

 LiLi: so maybe this ISN’T a night of no regrets

Amber: i have the best (only) Marcus ff ready to go

on pdf

on my phone

FAIL

LiLi: whoa there creeper

let’s not advertise that

hey marcus

i keep a pdf of a story where you bang a chick

LMFAO

oh

i’m sorry

make love to her

Amber: no

the damn author pulled it before they got there

it was a lot of talking and possibly some 2nd base action

LiLi: i LOVE that you know that

Amber: i was sad

LiLi: pfft

on top of the clothes stuff can be hot

Amber: hells yes

LiLi: lol

hi

i’m in eighth grade

Amber: what kind of girls does marcus think we are?

first

the porn site

then

i suggest a strip club

now we are talking about fanfic and over the clothes action

LiLi: uh

what kind of girls does he think we are?

uh

awesome ones

duh

Amber: of course

what am i thinking??

lol

LiLi: well

i would like it noted

on record

that i could have made not one but TWO dreams happen last thursday (LiLi edit: yeah…TWO Thursdays ago)

and i failed at both

1) have marcus read marcus ff

and 2) finally touch the holy grail

aka sam’s hair

i FAIL AT LIFE

Amber: gah

LiLi

i am crying all the tears for you right now

LiLi: me too amber

me too

The Great Poster Debate Continues and Our Hopes for How this Chat is Read in the Van

Amber: i need to ask you this

LiLi: uh oh

Amber: what did he write on your poster

LiLi: BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

which time?

he tried 3 different times

Amber: lmao

LiLi: and kept throwing the drafts on the floor

Amber: oh yeah

LiLi: the final one i got said

Amber: BWAHAHAHAHA!

LiLi: ”lili, youre screwed dude”

exhibit A

Amber: OMG

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i was looking at mine

LiLi: and there were ink blobs ALL OVER

so now

the poster is one giant ink blob

yeah

Amber: i had that ink all over my arms the next morning

LiLi: it was the best.poster.ever

what did yours say?

let me guess

Amber: well, after i had sam translate

LiLi: ”love, sam”

Amber: cause i am pretty sure a 5 year old could have written it better

it said

dear amber, i love you, sam, xx

fuck

asshole

exhibit B

LiLi: see

Amber: then also tons of ink blobs

LiLi: you always get the love

i get “see ya”

or “youre screwed”

Amber: but then he called me an asshole

so i don’t know…

LiLi: meh

i love a lot of assholes

like you

for getting love on your poster

hahahaha

i’m kidding

kinda

Amber: well, the asshole thing was my fault

cause i was giving him shit for his crappy handwriting

and asking why he wrote fuck on it

i shouldn’t question sam

lesson learned

LiLi: hahahaha

see

so he didn’t call you an asshole

::sigh::

one day

one day i will get “hi lili. here’s my signature. now STFU”

Amber: i love how the posters are like our thing now

we can’t go without our little message from sam

LiLi: i can’t NOT get one

Amber: via poster

me neither!!

LiLi: i have them all hung up

and it’s funny to see the messages progress

Amber: YES

it’s like really, what is coming on the poster next?!

message is coming

LiLi: whoa

EWWWWWW

Amber: that sentence read all kinds of dirty

LiLi: i know

again

we are 12

ok

i have to go soon

BOOOO

Amber: i think we have enoough

LiLi: LOL

MORE than enough

Amber: lol

whatevs

i will post it all

LiLi: YES

Amber: so sam and marcus can take turns reading it out loud in our voices while riding in the van

like a script

LiLi: LMFAO

please put that in there somewhere

Amber: duh

LiLi: since marcus doesn’t drive

Amber: which is HILARIOUS

LiLi: he can read aloud

it will give him practice

for fanfic reading

Amber: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

LiLi: i should write a fake paragraph

of a fic

and we can attach it at the bottom

for practice purposes

Amber: LMAO

omg

please do

LiLi: hahahahaha

Amber: but really just send it to me

And that’s it folks, it’s over. No more chats to share. Sad, no? Thank you for reading our nonsense over these last few days. Anyone who has been to a Sam or Marcus show knows that you go through major show withdrawls after. These blog posts have helped to lessen our woes. Well, that and the livestream from PJs, which despite Amber’s tweets I did watch…some.

i give you exhibit C- dueling laptops.

After the Blackhawks lost my poor little heart couldn’t take it. I had to go to bed and cry myself to sleep. But from reading Amber’s tweets the next morning I missed a hell of a show. And by that I mean  a Drunk Marcus. DAMMIT. I blame Raffi Torres. And Jason Segal.