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Why yes, Marcus IS Likeable!
Dear Jack,
When you post photos like this, I fall in love with you and Marcus even more.
From the amazing Jack Standen!
I’ve decided that I want to live my life big love style with you, Marcus and LiLi. But only if Marcus promises to wear that big foam thumb all the time. It’s a deal breaker for me.
Love,
Amber
P.S. Dood. Look at me. Blogging and such. The tour is good inspiration. Hopefully we will be doing more!
In The Trust Tree…
So you know how 27 times a day sometimes Amber and I refer to our gchats via twitter?
And every once and a while will post them on here?
Yeah. We like it.
So we are rolling with it. Again.
And we feel like this is something that we will do regularly….so it needed a name.
After much brainstorming and arguing back and forth we went with the first thing that came to mind :
In The Trust Tree
Cause that’s what our gchats are. A safeplace to fangirl and not be judged. Or for us to get ammo to have on each other the one day that this whole thing blows up in our faces and we are called in to testify. Either way. They are fun. And sometimes too good NOT to share with you guys. Especially when pics like THIS come through our feed:
We saw this and immediately had oh so much to say about it.
Check it:
| Where Amber gets back from a meeting and checks in with me….#NORMAL:
Amber: well what’d i miss??? LiLi: group shot! Amber: oooooooo LiLi: yes! all of them together being men and musky Amber: and hipstery i love it!! Amber: it’s amazing p.s. they are all on their phones which i LOVE it’s like the boy version of our group Amber: beer LiLi: i need to view it larger Amber: tweeting LiLi: we should be gchatting this pic at the same time hold on i am going to try and open it again on my work computer and not my cell LiLi: yay omg LOVE Amber: WOO HOO! LiLi: xmaas is like, dood, “what should i tweet next?” and they are all trying to out do one another with gross shit LiLi: that poor guy in the back Amber: clearly annoyed LiLi: he’s just trying to read a bit before dinner Amber: he’s all “damn hipsters” LiLi: LOL and their iPhones Amber: even hipsters succumb to the man every once and awhile Where we discuss “buzz burps” and my open promise to Amber: Amber: i’m noting that marcus’ glass is very full LiLi: uh, that’s his 3rd Amber: i’m hoping that’s the 2nd round LiLi: BWAHAHAHAHA Amber: bwahahahahaha STOP IT!! LiLi: that’s why he looks so quiet he’s teetering on being hammered i feel like he’s one step before the buzz burps just trying to stay upright Amber: hahahahaha buzz burps? i love it LiLi: LOL Amber: i don’t get those i give out buzzed hugs LiLi: er…yeah…me either Amber: i guess i’ll FINALLY find out in may LiLi: hahahahaha i will probs tell you i love you like 17 times and won’t stop side hugging you Amber: then i will hug you 17 times it will be amazing LiLi: it really will be Where we sidetrack cause we’ve found a doppleganger: LiLi: ps– that guy on the far right is that Bunny**’s husband? Amber: OMG! we found his doppleganger!! AND he’s on Team Foster! WIN! LiLi: hahahaha (CLEARLY we don’t have friends named Bunny. We change names to protect innocent peeps.) Where we once again prove how creepy we are AND cover Canadian tuxedos: LiLi: and one slightly disturbing thing to note in this pic their hair. all of them. i die. srsly. my fingers are itching. Amber: the guy to the far left LiLi: great musicians, great music, blah, blah, i just love hair. Amber: i feel like i wanna push it out of his eyes but not in an annoyed way in a nice way LiLi: who? jack?? in a caress? heh Amber: yes… uh… jack LiLi: i just wrote caress Amber: you know i can’t keep these peeps straight LiLi: AND knew his name Amber: you WIN! and yes a slight caress and then a hug LiLi: and by win you mean i win the creepster of the day award Amber: cause i’ll be buzzed LiLi: correction: a slight caress AS you move IN for the hug Amber: bungo! i mean bingo! LiLi: pshaw Amber: am i drunk now? LiLi: BUNGO is way better Amber: something else slightly disturbing but also hilar the one guy holding the cushion i’m sure you know his name LiLi: or bag whatevs Amber: oh LiLi: um….rick Amber: it IS a bag LiLi: he looks like a rick or rich Amber: something with an ri, eh? LiLi: or marcus. cause all guys who play folk are named marcus #duh Amber: duh lessons learned from the best line of fit anyway he looks the way 13 year old boys look you know when a hot girl walks by LiLi: and puts a cushion in his lap? to cover his ::ahem:: excitement? Amber: yep LiLi: hahahaahahahaha Amber: that’s all it looks like he is doing to me LiLi: i like him his bag is rad and he’s wearing a canadian tuxedo so he’s WIN Amber: i do like that bag but the jean jacket can go and i learned something new cause i NEVER heard it called a canadian tuxedo till today that is amazing LiLi: dood for reals? when someone wears jeans AND a jean jacket?? BAM canadian tuxedo Amber: add boots to it and around here that’s a Saturday night outfit for Grahams LiLi: LOL Where we decide to make shirts and get tattoos: LiLi: srsly though this looks like one of our meetups Amber: right?? LiLi: i need to stop staring at this pic Amber: i know but i don’t want to i feel like i’m part of the group LiLi: i feel like someone was standing there and was like, okay everyone, act like you are doing something and imma take a pic 1….2…..TEAM FOSTER! Amber: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! you may be right that’s why Marcus is looking down Mr. Shy Guy LiLi: pfft i’m telling you it’s all a front Amber: dood!! i’m starting to think so too!! LiLi: pshaw it’s always the quiet ones Amber: just a front to get the ladies and it works LiLi: duh Amber: even knowing it’s a front it still works i am such a sucker LiLi: hahahaha you’re their demographic Amber: can get a shirt that says that for the next show? “i’m your demographic” LiLi: “i’m marcus’ demographic” Amber: yes! LiLi: do it! and i will get one that say’s “i’m jack’s” and we will have to stand next to each other the whole night Amber: bwahahahahahaha!! omg i LOVE it fine fine i’ll drop demographic off my shirt too won’t want people thinking you are the only crazy one there LiLi: so your shirt will say “i’m marcus’” Amber: duh LiLi: omg that’s not creepy at all, huh? i can see it now Amber: not even a little bit LiLi: we are wearing those shirts and trying to meet them after a show what an impression Amber: i can GUARANTEE they’ll never forget us LiLi: what a way to make him think differently of US fans hahahahaha come to the states, where we’ll freak you out with crazy tee shirts professing our love Amber: hey, it’s better than showing off my tattoo if i had one which i don’t i think that one girl who showed marcus her bobby tattoo is probs why he said that let’s blame her!! LiLi: LOL yes omg i die just thinking about it Amber: that moment is seared to my memory forever much like marcus’ memory i am sure gah i thought he looked uncomfortable before LiLi: fo sho Amber: that was nothing compared to THAT moment LiLi: i should have been like, oh! we are showing tattoos now? here’s my last name, in old english letters across my back Amber: i have nothing to offer to this show and tell sad LiLi: hahahaha uh let’s rectify this! this may! Amber: omg LiLi: srsly! ooooo Amber: i am SOOO scared of needles LiLi: get a marcus tattoo to show to Sam and then i will get a sam tattoo to show to bobby Amber: ah the circle of creepy tattoos will then be complete LiLi: YES we will have to become friends with that girl with the bobby tattoo Amber: yes! she seems so nomal!! Where we reminisce on Amber flashing Sam: Amber: so, instead of the tattoo can i just show my boobs instead i’m pretty sure that will be just as effective it’s all i have to offer and since i pretty much already showed my boobs to sam anyway LiLi: you did?? why don’t i remember this? Amber: that’s when you were not there to save me LiLi: when?? OH the last time? Amber: yep did i not tell you this?? LiLi: i think you did i am just now membering Amber: even drunk i was embarrassed and that’s hard to do LiLi: oh oh my i am giggling at the memory this is why i don’t drink at these shows or say much the chances of me blurting out something inappropriate and/or showing parts of my body increase with every unit of alcohol consumed Amber: bwahahaahahahaah!! so true LiLi: it’s a sad fact Amber: for me LiLi: there are STILL pics of my booty floating around from college and how do i know this?? effing facebook Amber: LMAO!! LiLi: i am like dood– that was YEARS ago get some new material Amber: omg i am reading my “review” of that show where i showed my boobs i am such a nerd LiLi: oooo send me the link too lazy to look it up Amber: http://shackofsoul.com/2010/11/16/ambers-drunken-concert-review-cause-thats-how-i-roll/ LiLi: OMG you yelled out “moms rock!” i TOTALLY forgot about that part BWAHAHAAHAHAHA Amber: it’s actually more embarrassing reading it now then it was writing it in november i am DYING laughing and cringing at the same time LiLi: srsly i am DYING here Where we wrap it up cause…let’s be honest…this shizz was long enough: LiLi: okay i am out. i am done early today Amber: bye! LiLi: bye! So there it is…our latest edition of In The Trust Tree. What did you all think? Wanna snuggle up in the tree with us? There’s plenty of room! |
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friday fangirl report: the all Marcus all the time edition
Happy Friday everyone!
Here’s all the latest, i.e. what I could dig up in 30 mins, on Mr. Foster:
The One Where I Proclaim My Love for Jack Standen!
Dear Jack Standen,
This letter has been a long time coming. I just had to finally go on and say it.
I love you.
I’ll admit, I was a little skeptical of you at first. Cause let’s get real. Your Twitter avi kinda freaked me out. I don’t care that LiLi said she loved it more then socially acceptable. I see crazy eyes, I think crazy guy.
But I put that all aside, cause you are in Camp Foster for the new album and were tweeting tons of deets on what you, XMAAS and Marcus were doing all the time.
And how much do I LOVE you guys for calling it Camp Foster! I never got to go to a summer camp, so I kinda think LiLi and I should come and be counselors so we can relive this part of our childhood. We”ll bring t-shirts!
How do I get to be counselor of THIS camp?!
And since I can’t depend on Marcus to tweet all the goodies from recording (srsly, teach that boy how to use Twitter), I started falling in like with you. We hadn’t hit the love part… yet.
But last week, when you started dropping the Marcus Foster pics on me, well, I knew your were the real deal. And I fell in love. How could I not? You tweeted a picture of Marcus and a freakin’ puppy!!
Does it GET any cuter then this?!
And then, yesterday, you did it again.
A banjo people. A FREAKIN' BANJO!
Can my heart take anymore? I think you should keep testing it with your tweets and amazeballs pictures that you clearly take with Hipstamatic, making my fake hipster heart super happy!
In fact, could you do me a favor? You know, since we are in love and all. I’m gonna need you to take all these bad ass pics and tweets you’ve been posting from Camp Foster and make a photo book, bring them on the tour and sell them to fangirls like me who want to see funny pics of Marcus the recording process in addition to buying the new album. I promise, these things would sell like hotcakes. And I mean hotcakes with blueberrys and hot maple syrup. Yum!
So, Jack, all I gotta say is… keep up the good work. We are depending on you over here!
Much Love,
Amber
P.S. Um, why aren’t all of YOU following Jack yet? Get on it!
Amber
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